I don’t know how the fuck she does it
those 3 minutes cost us getting behind two fucking school buses
Count your blessings. From the time we decide to go somewhere until the time my chick is ready to walk out the door is about 3 hours. Perfect makeup, hair and wardrobe… to go to the fukking store!
I should have never brung her out here. I think she has become Hollywoodized.
I’m always late to things, but it’s because I’m trying to squeeze in some last minute thing I can get done…riiiiiiiight.
It takes me 90 minutes for a dress up occasion, shower, hair, make up, etc. otherwise, I’m ready in 20.