Now the Asians are winning at the fancy jump roping race!
Here, hold my Appletini…
It’s almost like alcohol throws off your coordination.
All’s fair in love and war.
I saw this posted referencing Sarah H. Sanders.
I didn’t know Melania could sing.
Spoiler Alert: Scene from the summer smash hit movie, Jurassic Cash Grab!
aaah, he reminds me of my old Baylee,
I always thought that Mona Lisa was Italian. Boy, was I wrong!
Apparently, she was one of Marco Polo’s concubines that he brought home from the Orient.
Fuckn-A, that’s right.
What was I thinking?