Animalols


#206


@Wabbit


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When Noah reached land, he threw open the ark doors and said, “Go forth and multiply”.

When all the animals cleared out, only a pair of confused looking snakes remained.

“Didn’t you hear me? Go forth and multiply!” Said Noah, annoyed.

“We can’t” replied one of the snakes. “We’re adders”.


#210

boo hiss


#211

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#213

Yes Deer.


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#217

What has 4 legs and goes “Aaaah”

A sheep with no lips.


#218

Not gonna pull the wool over my eyes this time, not gonna do it.


#219

Feeling sheepish? Are ewe?


#220

To wear in human, to forsake ovine.


#221

Any more of this and you’ll have to go on the lamb.


#222

Somebody’s gonna get shanked over this.


#223

That’s got mutton to do with me.


#224

wth?


#225

Beary Christmas.