When Noah reached land, he threw open the ark doors and said, “Go forth and multiply”.
When all the animals cleared out, only a pair of confused looking snakes remained.
“Didn’t you hear me? Go forth and multiply!” Said Noah, annoyed.
“We can’t” replied one of the snakes. “We’re adders”.
What has 4 legs and goes “Aaaah”
A sheep with no lips.
Not gonna pull the wool over my eyes this time, not gonna do it.
Feeling sheepish? Are ewe?
To wear in human, to forsake ovine.
Any more of this and you’ll have to go on the lamb.
Somebody’s gonna get shanked over this.
That’s got mutton to do with me.