Back from the shoppers

Jebus - thank the stars that’s done

I thought this would be a detailed report from the shoppers.

The boy scouts were selling popcorn
I went to Lowes fer some 3/16 threaded rod which they have - they had every fucking one in but 3/16 - I need 3/16 .1875 not fucking 10/24 or fucking 1/4 inch - fucking 3/16 - fuck Lowes
She had to buy 5 things of Brown and Serve to get free muffins - I knew that would take an extra 22 minutes - I was right
Then she had to go to fucking yard sales

Brown and Serve? I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Yer all fancy pants and sich - we have it very seldom - it gets baked into a breakfast thing
She is a very good cook and pays very close attention to what is good and what is not
Sometimes ya just need a brown and serve

Yeah. I’m real fancy pants.

Nah, just an asshole