Still true today!
Yeah, and make it snappy, this burger is getting cold woman!
Ima say yes
WOW. Yeah ladies, nobody wants your crotch rot ruining the Jackie Gleason Show. Fuck girl, go get you some Lysol or not even the church will forgive you.
Enjoy those Corn Flakes Injun and be glad nobody is throwing trash at you
No, I went ahead and looked up chef in the dictionary. This guy is wrong
I don’t even know what this is
Jean’s life is perfect
Free shitty American Prymouth inside
YEAH, go get it yourself. She so horny
You better learn early little girl, your man’s dinner is at 6
Christmas is ruined again this year with semen all over the stockings
Nobody spent more time in ads telling women they were bad drivers than VW
You heard Pontiac, you spread those legs hussy
Meth for mommy
Ugandans just hate Van Heusen I guess
OH that’s what you meant by blow in her face. That last girl got awful mad…
Is there another kind for sale, ladies?
Women with big boobs love appliances I think the message is here
I never saw a fat Ethiopian either but I’m not eating their shitty food
3, 4 bowl of nutritious Coco Puffs every morning should give your kids the energy they need to go nuts in school where they’re someone else’s problem
In Mood Rings?
Train at home. Walk up and down your halls with a stun gun, practice on the kids
Now that I’m single again I can’t tell you how much I’m going to need pants with an Action Zone
LOL, wut?
All you ladies want to ride my White Horse tonight?
Diet hint, biting down on the straw and not letting liquid pass is an effective dieting strategy
WHAT THE FUCK STEVIE?!?!?!
They’re bankrupt now thank god
Note – Women of the future will be shaped like Q-Tips
Hey look a Supreme Court nominee hearing
But it helps. That Indian is not happy
40¢ and 40 years
Functional shape
Fuckin’ A right park her anywhere. Just not 1972