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Still true today!
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Yeah, and make it snappy, this burger is getting cold woman!
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Ima say yes
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WOW. Yeah ladies, nobody wants your crotch rot ruining the Jackie Gleason Show. Fuck girl, go get you some Lysol or not even the church will forgive you.
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Enjoy those Corn Flakes Injun and be glad nobody is throwing trash at you

No, I went ahead and looked up chef in the dictionary. This guy is wrong

I don’t even know what this is
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Jean’s life is perfect

Free shitty American Prymouth inside
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YEAH, go get it yourself. She so horny
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You better learn early little girl, your man’s dinner is at 6
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Christmas is ruined again this year with semen all over the stockings
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Nobody spent more time in ads telling women they were bad drivers than VW

You heard Pontiac, you spread those legs hussy

Meth for mommy
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Ugandans just hate Van Heusen I guess
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OH that’s what you meant by blow in her face. That last girl got awful mad…
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Is there another kind for sale, ladies?

Women with big boobs love appliances I think the message is here
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I never saw a fat Ethiopian either but I’m not eating their shitty food
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3, 4 bowl of nutritious Coco Puffs every morning should give your kids the energy they need to go nuts in school where they’re someone else’s problem
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In Mood Rings?
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Train at home. Walk up and down your halls with a stun gun, practice on the kids
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Now that I’m single again I can’t tell you how much I’m going to need pants with an Action Zone
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LOL, wut?
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All you ladies want to ride my White Horse tonight?

Diet hint, biting down on the straw and not letting liquid pass is an effective dieting strategy
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WHAT THE FUCK STEVIE?!?!?!
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They’re bankrupt now thank god

Note – Women of the future will be shaped like Q-Tips
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Hey look a Supreme Court nominee hearing
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But it helps. That Indian is not happy
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40¢ and 40 years
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Functional shape
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Fuckin’ A right park her anywhere. Just not 1972

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