Before you know it those red staters will be tryin to marry their own mother



There are phone books in small towns in some southern states where they have basically only two different last names.


The daughter’s name sounds like she was named after dish washing soap.


Or one of George Costanza’s ensembles.


Maybe it’s time to run for the border and go live illegally in the north Canadian tundra.


I’d wait until April if I were you.


Holy crap!

Patricia Spann also was once married to her biological son. . . . The DHS worker said Patricia Spann never reported that she had married her biological son in Comanche County in 2008. That marriage was annulled in 2010 after the son described it as incestuous.


That’s a big word for a 12 year old.