Bitches left out sardines fer preggers

http://www.wfmz.com/lifestyle/Life-Lessons/life-lessons-5-fish-pregnant-women-should-eat/27955102

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Sardines? That might cause even more morning sickness. :slight_smile:

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If sardines would have been the solution to my infertility issues, I would have remained childless.

Yer fibbin again and you know it

No, I’m not.

There are a few things that make me throw up almost instantaneously…sardines are one of them.

I’m going to stockpile beans. Since I’m a beaner, I can eat those til the cows come home…cold is ok. All I need is a can opener.

It can double as a small weapon to ward off other sardine haters that will covet my beans at the end of times.

Women who want to get preggers will fucking do anything - anything, and you know it - I still call fibs -

I did all the things the doctors said to do. It messed up my sex life for a while…who wants to take their god damn temp and then scream LET’S DO IT?!

Believe me, there’s only so far this gal is gonna go.

I love my children to death and glad I have them.

But to be perfectly honest, I could have easily led another life…academics, travel and a lot more selfish…and enjoyed it.