You might be Canadian if:
You’ve ever had your tongue frozen to something.
The trunk of your car doubles as a freezer.
You have at least 10 recipes for Moose meat.
Your snowblower has more mileage on it than your car.
You substitute beer for water when cooking.
You know at least six guys named Gordon.
You don’t have group sex because there would be too many thank-you notes to write afterwards.