Course it’s a hoax, I’m still blazing thru the new Star Trek’s and the future says nothing about this.
Holy FUCK!!! I CAN’T UNSEE THAT!!!
MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!
It burns!!! AAAAAAHHHH! The pain, the pain…
You know you’ve watched, read and heard too much about coronavirus when you hand your person a take out container and say
“Eat this here pangolin chicken we have leftover from the Indian take out the other night.”
I shit you folks not, I said “pangolin chicken”. Totally deadpan he says “Uhm, not feeling very hungry tonight, I think I’ll pass on the PANGOLIN chicken.”
I lost it.
He just chuckled at my shouts of laughter with me screeching “I can’t believe I said pangolin chicken. It’s the other white meat…”
Karma paints its Sistine Chapel ceiling.
What do the living and the dead have in common right now?
6 feet of social distance
^^ Two-fisted drinkers had it right all along!