But it does cool down nicely for happy hour, which is nice.
Nice open Brad.
I don’t recall if it was mentioned in the video, but someone had asked Fauci who he wanted to play him if it were to be dramatized, and he answered Brad Pitt.
Yeah, that made headlines. Cute.
The American Medical Association has weighed in on Corona strategy:
The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologist had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!”
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter.”
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.
Didn’t the endocrinologists get a chance to vent their spleen?
Social distancing has led to Hooters offering delivery to your door.
They’re changing their name to Knockers.
Half the otolaryngologists didn’t hear a thing about it, but those that did, said it was nothing to sneeze at.
The osteopaths had a bone to pick with it as well, and tried to muscle in on it.