Watch the stock market dive during his declaration.
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Fedās looking at lowering their rate again to near zero.
Gee, whatās his hurry? China is already starting to reopen some businesses, which could be a good signā¦
So, OliverChlotheshoffe was one of the first to go, then.
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From an FB friend
So, Iām at Dollar Tree, minding my own business, ļæ¼and stupidly ask one of the employees, āI donāt suppose you have any sanitizer wipes left?ā She looks at me sideways, then says under her breath, āCome with me.ā
She leads me to a dark corner next to hair ribbons and beef jerky and shows me a display of sanitary wipe travel packs. With eyes like saucers, I grab a fistful, and yell, āStart the car!ā to no one in particular.
I regain my composure somewhat and start to ļæ¼head for the checkout counterļæ¼ļæ¼, when she stops me. In a hushed tone usually reserved for catty women gossiping, she says, āIāve got a case of the big ones in the back. How many do you want?ā Right then and there, we make up a secret handshake. I think to myself, āThis is it! This is the redemption youāve been waiting for after all the horrible cards life has dealt you.ā But I begin to feel guilty that I was the only one she shared her secrets with, so I said āJust one, I guess.ā
She comes out of the back room with the loot and hands it to me behind her back while we share āthe look.āļæ¼ I havenāt had that excited/guilty feeling since I bought pot off of Rocky Hollister in junior high in the tunnel under the train tressel. ļæ¼I could feel theļæ¼ mix of envy and distain from the other shoppers as I paid for my coveted items and dashed out of there like a sorry/not sorry bank robber.ļæ¼
Moral of the story: Stay away from Costco.ļæ¼
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In which he said āI didnāt shut down the pandemic response team in 2018, I donāt know anything about it, thatās a nasty questionā and cut the mic
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Mm, I prefer Quaranteens.
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Swiped and reposted that one.
Itāll lead into stories told years
from now, in hushed tones, to
children.
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Ewwwww!
