Doctors, am I right?


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Only doctor doctors shud be called sich

Calling a fucking weather man “Doctor”

Is that a fucking joke?

Spousal unit does not agree with me - she sez they are educated and sich

Apey - make a note - no more doctors other then real doctors if I take over


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My kiddos call the partner Doctor(PhD) Lawyer (JD) Fuhrer _______(first name).

Fuhrer because he’s a Republican. He’s good natured about it. He thinks they’re funny.

I find it funny as well.


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#42

But at least they ain’t autistic!


#43

“I’m sorry but your wife didn’t make it,” A doctor said as he handed a man his newborn baby.

The man handed the baby back to the doctor. "Then bring me the one my wife did make.”


#44

No, just naturally stupid.


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The Testicular Cancer Clinic called me and said, “Did you get our email?” I said “No”.

They said, “Maybe you should check your junk.”


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#50

I’m happy to report I have a small dick.


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#52

Remember when talking about plastic surgery was a taboo?

Well, now when you mention botox, no one even raises an eyebrow.


#53

I been thinking about a buttocks lift myself


#54

That’s not what your dad meant when he used to say ‘get your ass up and get to work’


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Wholesome!


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