Doctors, am I right?



Only doctor doctors shud be called sich

Calling a fucking weather man “Doctor”

Is that a fucking joke?

Spousal unit does not agree with me - she sez they are educated and sich

Apey - make a note - no more doctors other then real doctors if I take over



My kiddos call the partner Doctor(PhD) Lawyer (JD) Fuhrer _______(first name).

Fuhrer because he’s a Republican. He’s good natured about it. He thinks they’re funny.

I find it funny as well.




But at least they ain’t autistic!


“I’m sorry but your wife didn’t make it,” A doctor said as he handed a man his newborn baby.

The man handed the baby back to the doctor. "Then bring me the one my wife did make.”


No, just naturally stupid.



The Testicular Cancer Clinic called me and said, “Did you get our email?” I said “No”.

They said, “Maybe you should check your junk.”






I’m happy to report I have a small dick.




Remember when talking about plastic surgery was a taboo?

Well, now when you mention botox, no one even raises an eyebrow.


I been thinking about a buttocks lift myself


That’s not what your dad meant when he used to say ‘get your ass up and get to work’