Doctors, am I right?

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But at least they ain’t autistic!

#43

“I’m sorry but your wife didn’t make it,” A doctor said as he handed a man his newborn baby.

The man handed the baby back to the doctor. "Then bring me the one my wife did make.”

#44

No, just naturally stupid.

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The Testicular Cancer Clinic called me and said, “Did you get our email?” I said “No”.

They said, “Maybe you should check your junk.”

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#50

I’m happy to report I have a small dick.

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#52

Remember when talking about plastic surgery was a taboo?

Well, now when you mention botox, no one even raises an eyebrow.

#53

I been thinking about a buttocks lift myself

#54

That’s not what your dad meant when he used to say ‘get your ass up and get to work’

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Wholesome!

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I miss thinking a pony tail would make me even more of a chick magnet.

#61

I got fired from the sperm bank yesterday

Apparently you’re not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say, “Get a load of this guy” every time someone walks in.