Doctors, am I right?


But at least they ain’t autistic!


“I’m sorry but your wife didn’t make it,” A doctor said as he handed a man his newborn baby.

The man handed the baby back to the doctor. "Then bring me the one my wife did make.”


No, just naturally stupid.



The Testicular Cancer Clinic called me and said, “Did you get our email?” I said “No”.

They said, “Maybe you should check your junk.”






I’m happy to report I have a small dick.




Remember when talking about plastic surgery was a taboo?

Well, now when you mention botox, no one even raises an eyebrow.


I been thinking about a buttocks lift myself


That’s not what your dad meant when he used to say ‘get your ass up and get to work’











I miss thinking a pony tail would make me even more of a chick magnet.


I got fired from the sperm bank yesterday

Apparently you’re not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say, “Get a load of this guy” every time someone walks in.