But at least they ain’t autistic!
Doctors, am I right?
Apeman
#42
Wabbit
#43
“I’m sorry but your wife didn’t make it,” A doctor said as he handed a man his newborn baby.
The man handed the baby back to the doctor. "Then bring me the one my wife did make.”
Wabbit
#46
The Testicular Cancer Clinic called me and said, “Did you get our email?” I said “No”.
They said, “Maybe you should check your junk.”
Wabbit
#52
Remember when talking about plastic surgery was a taboo?
Well, now when you mention botox, no one even raises an eyebrow.
Wabbit
#61
I got fired from the sperm bank yesterday
Apparently you’re not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say, “Get a load of this guy” every time someone walks in.