Doctors, am I right?


#50

I’m happy to report I have a small dick.


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#52

Remember when talking about plastic surgery was a taboo?

Well, now when you mention botox, no one even raises an eyebrow.


#53

I been thinking about a buttocks lift myself


#54

That’s not what your dad meant when he used to say ‘get your ass up and get to work’


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Wholesome!


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#60

I miss thinking a pony tail would make me even more of a chick magnet.


#61

I got fired from the sperm bank yesterday

Apparently you’re not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say, “Get a load of this guy” every time someone walks in.


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#66

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We have the best healthcare system in Central North America.


#67

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Put some essential oils on that bite, and then go jogging.


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Beat that!


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