I’m happy to report I have a small dick.
Remember when talking about plastic surgery was a taboo?
Well, now when you mention botox, no one even raises an eyebrow.
I been thinking about a buttocks lift myself
That’s not what your dad meant when he used to say ‘get your ass up and get to work’
I miss thinking a pony tail would make me even more of a chick magnet.
I got fired from the sperm bank yesterday
Apparently you’re not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say, “Get a load of this guy” every time someone walks in.
We have the best healthcare system in Central North America.
Put some essential oils on that bite, and then go jogging.