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“I’m sorry but your wife didn’t make it,” A doctor said as he handed a man his newborn baby.
The man handed the baby back to the doctor. "Then bring me the one my wife did make.”
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No, just naturally stupid.
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The Testicular Cancer Clinic called me and said, “Did you get our email?” I said “No”.
They said, “Maybe you should check your junk.”
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I’m happy to report I have a small dick.
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Remember when talking about plastic surgery was a taboo?
Well, now when you mention botox, no one even raises an eyebrow.
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I been thinking about a buttocks lift myself
That’s not what your dad meant when he used to say ‘get your ass up and get to work’
Wholesome!
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I miss thinking a pony tail would make me even more of a chick magnet.