At least your mom still loves you and lets you live at home.
Well there is that.
You can try the best as you can to find a job, 80% of all Americans are unemployed and forced into socialized programs to make ends meet, Comeatmebro you can always enter a socialist program if everything else fails.
“That’s what I really need, another hole in my head, no really.”
He should take one of those knives from his nose (never thought I’d say that) and stab himself in the temple.