Everyone romaine calm, lettuce all just take a deep breath


#1

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/miranda-lambert-dumped-salad-womans-lap-restaurant-spat-report-175558340.html


#2

“You were a little pitchy at the end there”


#3

Good to see that Nashville’ slaw enforcement was right on it.


#4

Not a shred of evidence, so leaf it alone.