Fine ART humor (no, not FART jokes... there's already a thread for that)


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I have farting down to a fine art.


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Sorry…


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A kid is a painting prodigy

He draws a 100 dollar bill on the floor of the classroom;
his teacher breaks her nails trying to pick it up,
and all pissed off, calls his father.

In the parent/teacher meeting she complains about the kid,
and explains what happened.

His father replies: “You got lucky! At home he drew a vagina on the wall socket. And I’m still recovering…”


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One is reminded that this request has not been made of our newest member.


#12

It was brought up at one point, as I recall…


#13

Oh, I should have assumed as much, I guess I just missed it.


#14

She sent me a tit pic without me even asking.

Here it is:

http://www.halloweencostumes4u.com/mm5/graphics/00000000/rtp1312t.jpg


#15

Now those are just silly, way too big for his thin swimmers build.


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INORiTE?


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If it evoked a reaction, perhaps it was indeed art.


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https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13265873_10209028191769189_8395494545983993685_n.jpg?oh=3eab5bbac7e77d1f18054cec4a7ef27a&oe=57D79F3E