I have farting down to a fine art.
A kid is a painting prodigy
He draws a 100 dollar bill on the floor of the classroom;
his teacher breaks her nails trying to pick it up,
and all pissed off, calls his father.
In the parent/teacher meeting she complains about the kid,
and explains what happened.
His father replies: “You got lucky! At home he drew a vagina on the wall socket. And I’m still recovering…”
One is reminded that this request has not been made of our newest member.
It was brought up at one point, as I recall…
Oh, I should have assumed as much, I guess I just missed it.
She sent me a tit pic without me even asking.
Here it is:
Now those are just silly, way too big for his thin swimmers build.
If it evoked a reaction, perhaps it was indeed art.