GoT S6E5 Eastwatch (spoilers?)

#1

Gilly: so Maester DivorceLawyer wrote about this thing which would spoil all the books and seasons of life! It seems that Rhaegar…

Sam: No Spoilers! Shit!

Jaime: That was some deep-ass water we waded thru in full armor to get to the opposite side from all the fire.

Brony: Fuck you pay me.

Jaime: Tyrion didn’t kill Jeoffrey

Cersei: tl;dr. We maked us a new this

Arya: I’m watchin you lol

Petyr: I’m watchin you watchin me lol

Dany (looking at Jorah) quiver

Jon: aw fukk

Dany (looking at Jon) quiver

Jorah: aw fukk

Jon and Jorah: We will do the thing

Davos: Spoiled Boner Crabs

Lannister Stooges: Short dude is short

Bob Jr: Hulk Smash!

tRHS

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#2

Frodo could have ridden a Great Eagle to take the ring to Mt Doom.

Likewise, if Dany really wants to see a White Walker…

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#3

They want it to show Cersei…although again here Tyrion is being quite dumb about it.

#4

Awesome spoiler!

#5

Jorah and Tyrion, Jon and Tormund, Jorah and Dario, Jamie and Bronn, now we get to see a Jorah and Jon Bromance.

#6

More like Jon and Gendry…

#7

I suspect only two major characters will return from this jaunt into the Great White North. So it will be Jon and whoevertheotherguyis.

(Did i just intimate that the White Walkers are Westeros’s Canadians?)

#8

https://i.redd.it/3basynv4tmfz.jpg

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