Gotta new neighbor down the block


#1

Looked like a nice guy as he was moving in, we exchanged neighborly nods…walking by his place today, I think the American Flag he’s flying is the Betsy Ross, WTF?


#2

Fuck neighbors

I fucking got no use for neighbors

Go bake him a cake whydontya


#3

I’m working on the best ingress/egress options for setting his flag on fire.One of these nights. although just stealing it would be easiest.


#4

Betsy Ross - so what - it ain’t nazi or rebel


#5

Yeah, wtf Ape…he may just be one of those constitutional patriots and not a nazi or white nationalist. Keep yer powder dry but don’t go off half-cocked.


#6

I actually walked by his place again, it’s not actually a flag, but one of those cloth wavy banner things, like you might see at a car lot or small business, in the flag motif.


#7

Fwiw.


#8

Looks like he has nosy neighbors


#9

I asked him not to move right next to the trail down to the beach.


#10

That up coming tsunami will take care of that


#11

Oh sure, but in the mean time…waddya gonna do?


#12

Give him a printed copy of the Flag code, since he has no clue how to display it properly.

edit: just scanned up and was reminded it’s not a real flag.

Thus, no law against setting it on fire.


#13

There rarely there, I think they must be in the hospitality biz…


#14

Ain’t no law against burning a real flag, in fact doesn’t the flag code indicate that as a means of disposal?


#15

iirc, to burn a flag it needs to be a worn out rag of a flag without having been involved in an historically momentous moment. (Like yer Iwo Jimas an shit)


#16

Or have touched the ground?


#17

That too if I remember my Boy Scout Flag Code.


#18

Supreme court sez ya can light one up anytime ya want - June 21, 1989 - do some book learnin


#19

You think you with your fancy pants googles and whatever internet bs are so smart!


#20

I did not have to google it - this is common knowledge to most