Help Siri, I'm stuck in the glovebox and dying out here in the parking lot

Not enough info for a Darwin award, can’t understand how you get suffocated in a mini van seat though unless the airbag deployed or something…

https://www.yahoo.com/news/teen-suffocated-minivan-seat-used-222556324.html

“When every minute counts, we will be there in hours…”

Or maybe not even then.

But you know if the kid had been in blackface and holding a toy gun, the Cincy cops woulda been there in minutes, and pulled him outta that van.

And capped him thirty or forty times.

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That is a horribly sad story.

I still don’t get how one becomes trapped in a bench seat in a van and suffocates.

http://www.wsmv.com/story/37944009/teen-dies-after-becoming-trapped-in-van-seat-called-911-twice

Cincy might as well start writing the check now, it’s going to take a while to find enough zeroes.

I’m thinking Honda will be writing a check as well.