I dreamt I could beat either paul ryan or piers morgan to death with a fucking tire iron -
I had to pick only one
Those either or ones bite. Try lucid dreaming and kick both their asses. It’s only a dream after all.
The dream would be better with a Louisville Slugger. A tire iron ain’t that good a weapon really.
That’s an easy choice. Piers Morgan is just a guy on TV. Paul Ryan gets to pass laws.