106 wasted fucking miles
they are all 40 years younger
Only Starling will understand this
but as I observed the goings on I felt like Einstein on his first day of work at the Patent office
106 wasted fucking miles
they are all 40 years younger
Only Starling will understand this
but as I observed the goings on I felt like Einstein on his first day of work at the Patent office
The best thing about my wife being pregnant is that I never have to go anywhere.
“Let’s stay home and relax, like the doctor told you to do”
This weekend I got to skip a wedding!
When are ya due, Deportz?
Exactly one month left, as of today.
Will your child be an automatic muzzlem?
Take your trolling someplace else asshole. This is a happy place.
A simple “Yes” would do, son.
Wow! Oh, boy. Your life is about to change so dramatically, you won’t recognize yourself!
Yeah one day you’re doing whatever the heck you want and the next you’ve got a head full of shampoo eating a devilled egg in the shower wondered where your life when wrong.
It’s Turkey - she will do all the work while he is down to one of those smoking places praising endrogen
Well, shame on him if that turns out to be true.