I have a nine inch peony


#1

…in my garden.


#2

Peonies are beautiful. What color flowers will that very healthy plant be sprouting?


#3

No idea. It’s a trans.

Get it? A trans?


#4

Got it…maybe it will be bi-colored as well.


#5

Should I have peony envy?


#6

Most definitely.


#7

Well I’m not going to get into a peony measuring contest with DangLongDong…


#8

That is wise of you, Grasshopper.