My shirt that I rescued from the holes of hell with my sewing has buttons missing
My spousal unit said I never button it anywho
But yet it is missing buttons
What to do?
gotta have buttons if there’s holes.
Yes you need to fix it, you don’t want to run around looking like a Mississippi Republican do you?
But what if I don’t have the same buttons - OCD rules dictate they must be the same - must I change them all?
My wife said she’s leaving me because she can’t handle my OCD.
“Close the door five times on your way out,” I said.
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that was cute. 