I would just as drop a fucking brick on my big toe - I cannot fucking stand wearing a suit
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You be gettin a vasectomy?
Yeah, I gotta put on a suit to get a vasectomy - I see crack don’t smoke itself
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He complained to the urologist that he had fathered “too many
children.”
The good Doctor asked him to return next week so he could make
him “impotent.”
The week following, he showed up in a tuxedo. The good Doctor
asked, “Why the tuxedo?”
He said, “If you’re going to make me impotent, I’m going to
look impotent!”
I think men can look very sexy and quite dapper in suits.
Suits are bullshit. Just go as you are, nobody will remember you as the guy in the dapper suit. They’ll remember you as, "Hey remember so-and-so? That guy was cool-awesome-a prick-hilarious, or whatever. You’ll never be remembered for wearing a suit, unless you’re a suit and who wants to be remembered like that?. Ulysses Fuckin’ Grant wore blue jeans, grey longcoat, and a slouch hat, and look where he went.
This is how much I fucking hate dressing up - When I had a job that required a suit I fucking changed into jeans in my van for the drive home
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I find it delightful to strip a man from his suit. It can be a very seductive thing.
You don’t see it from some women’s point of view.
Too bad.
I’m sure you’ll still look great in it…
http://lastangryfan.com/wp-content/uploads/starsandstripes.jpg
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You would give me your best suit - Yer a grand fella
While that is a dapper suit, I think Bigduke is probably more a leisure suit kind of guy.
I feel ya. I hate suits. Men in jeans are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay sexier than men in suits any day of the week. Jeans, t-shirt, and a sport coat - nice.
Good luck with it.
Hello LotusBud.
Hi. How’s life?
Better now that you are here. 
Haha. 
I only dropped by for a second.
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Have you gone on vacation?
You know what else is sooo sexy?
When a man uses a spoon like a shovel…waaaay hot.
eyeroll
Thank the stars that fucking ordeal is over with
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pic??