I myself have never used the services of a prostitute


You should try Raccoon and Hickory nut stew.

PS: I got 5-a-them super deeeelicious grass fed lamb loins about to go in the broiler. Just had a nice salad w/avocado. Glass-a-Bourbon being poured.


I’m going to pass on the raccoon.

Can you buy it in stores thereor do you have to hunt one of those rabid little fuckers down yourself?


You would have to hunt them - but remember, you get a free hat with each one.

One of the great detriments to health these fays - the sit down job.


We definitely spend way too much time sitting.

Wearing real fur is really grown upon here unless you’re aboriginal.