I went to a NYE party and now I got a cold


I have not had a cold in 4 fucking years

And you ask why I hate the human race and wanna be a hermit

If I take over the world I will eliminate colds - simply kill everyone that has one and sooner or later colds will disappear


You weren’t washing your hands enough


It was not the 15th of the month - that’s shower and hand washing day


Your immune system was compromised by the stress of going to the party.


i red on the internet that probiotics cure and prevent colds.




He probably didn’t take proper precautions when he pumped his gas.:grin: