If she weren't my daughter, I'd probably

But he’s her dad.

So he says.

The hip hold is only part of the picture, dearie. I could do better, I suppose, but no use beating a dead horse.

It’s a good thing people are around to remind him.

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So? Many parents dote over one kid more than the others. Maybe not right, but no crime. My folks always doted over me more than my brothers. Probably because I was the most handsome and intelligent… until Clay came along. Fukking prick.

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Fukk you.

Fukk you…

Fukk you…

If yuo luv Trump so much Why doncha marry him?

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I would if ever catches the ghey. I could take a few ass reamings for all that dough.

Yeah because the whole picture is a loving father with his adoring daughter that people are sexualizing as a means of sensationally demonizing a man who doesn’t need to have his familial relationships perverted to look like a piece of shit.

It’s weak and rather pathetic IMHO.

I’d say to keep beating that dead horse but you might take it as I’m saying it’s daughter is giving it a handjob.

I was a very affectionate, cuddly kid whereas my sister would barely give my parents a hug. Kids act differently from one another and not one has the same relationship with a parent as the other.

My dad’s side is Italian and very outgoing. The first time my husband (then my boyfriend) came over for dinner, my dad mooned us as we were coming up the driveway then asked him how he liked the “pressed ham”. Why my husband didn’t run is still a mystery to me haha.

Pretty graceless dismount, and not up to your usual standards, but I’ll accept it anyway.

He was probably focused on your innate good qualities.

It was meant to lighten the mood. My serious pants are starting to chafe.

I can say my husband definitely has a great sense of humour.

Thread to DM and Starling.

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No, fukk YOU mang.

This is the only picture The Donald has on his desk.

Not that there’s anything wrong with it.

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And today is Mireli’s birthday

You should rub one out in her honor.

nah, way hotter porn around