This kid comes home and proudly announces to his parents “Mom, dad, the teacher asked the class a question today and I was the only one who knew the right answer!”
The parents are very happy and ask, “That’s amazing Donnie! And what was the question?”
Sticking out his chest, Donnie says, "Who farted?”
Yesterday was National Fart Day.
Why?
Because it was 2/10.
(Europe observes this on October 2)
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The ancient Egyptians almost never passed gas
Until the king made tootin’ common.
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