Ahhhh. Here we go.
I was in a store today with my best friend, who is an adorable yet typical blonde. I found this small carton labeled “Cat Milk”. I show it to her and asked, “Do you know how many cats they have to milk to get one carton?” She replies with, “I bet it’s a lot!”
The guy in the aisle next to us laughed so hard he cried.
My favorite blond joke
A blond is across the river from a lady who asks
How do you get to the other side?
The blond sez
YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE
LMAO every time I tell it
OMG! That’s a riot!
My husband messaged my midgets with this:
“Hey kids! Your ride is here…”
Gotta keep em on their toes.
My son just told me he’s been telling people this at school:
“I found out my grandfather died in a concentration camp!”
“He fell out of a guard tower.”
Your son’s a crackup! The little tr0all…