Today in YOUR SHITTY OPINIONS MATTER!
picture it- a cold a weathery night- The boy/girl/undefined/other of your dreams has just called that their car broke down near your place, can they come over… its evening so being a fucking gentleman (I use that gender neutral) you ask if they’ve eaten… they have not.
What do you make in 30 minutes or less FROM WHAT YOU WOULD USUALLY HAVE STOCKED IN YOUR KITCHEN?
****note- to lie about what you have around is like cheating at solitaire or faking it jerking off, keep it real kids
h/t to Tanuki