Kidnapped and forced to marry at gunpoint - it's a thing in India



At least they’re not force gey marrying people, that would be bad.


At least their internet works


…and The Punjabi lineman, is still trying to find the liiiiiine!

(Pro tip: Think Glen Campbell)


That’s what a 3rd world country, in which the rich have virtually everything and everyone else has next to nothing, looks like. We’re scheduled to join them soon.