A new cache of pencils chewed by Shakespeare have been found
Apparently they were so badly chewed, they couldn’t tell if they were 2B or not 2B
Check and Mate!
A rerun… from the prior incarnation of CBT, so…
Student: What’s Haiku?
Professor: Five, seven, five.
Student: Okay, thanks!
There was a young man from Lahore
Whose limericks stopped at line four.
When asked why this was,
He responded, “Because"