President Trump walks into a bar
He spots Mitt Romney in a corner.
President Trump: "They told me I'd find you here, but why is a Mormon in a bar?"
Mitt: "Nobody expects it, so I can meditate in peace."
Trump: "Well, I'm here because I urgently need your help. You see, illegals have built massive ladder factories and are easily climbing over my Great Wall by the millions. They even have a religion about ladders, for God's sake! Mitt, I need YOU to intervene."
Mitt: "That's horrible, Mr. President, but it's not something I can help you with."
Trump: "But isn't 'Mormon' a nickname for your church, the Church of Ladder Day Saints?”