Liturgical LOLs


Haz you been talking to my orthopedic team?


^^^ humerus





This place knee’ds the Humer, us all do.


Woulda been funnier if you’d said “this JOINT”…


This thread needs music, MR Music, are you ready?


So, your sense of fitness makes you feel the need to be stern, um?


Don’t fib, you lu-mp of poop.




Have you seen the new Exorcist movie?

This time it’s the devil trying to get the priest out of the child.



Ten Catholic Priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says “If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St Peter calls after them, "And take the deaf bastard with you too!”


A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Susan, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.

Unfortunately, she distracted the male part of the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled.

They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

So one of the ladies approached Susab very discreetly about the problem, & told her to mash up some green persimmons & rub them on her nipples and all over her breasts, which should cause them to shrink in size, but warned her not to taste any of the green persimmons, because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up & you won’t be able to talk properly for a while.

The voluptuous organist reluctantly agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister walked up to the pulpit and said,

“Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hab a thermon tewday.




Then how was Jesus photographed riding one? Checkmate LIBS


prolly a repost, fuck it.





I want a t-shirt that says that.