Marital Mirth


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#145

Wife got her test results back. We thought she had Tourette’s syndrome. Tests were negative.

Turns out I am a cunt & she does want me to fuck off.


#146

Thoughts and prayers for my puppy Sadie, she may have overdosed on sea water, hope she doesn’t call Buick over in that corner again.


#147

Interesting choice of thread. Should we set up an intervention?

Also I hope she feels better quickly


#148

Oh my gosh.


#149

Maybe she’d feel better after a nice chuuuuuuuuck roast from your local Raaaaaaaaalllllph’s


#150

My Guardian Doggo, is back on point resting comfortably on the floor, yet maintaining an alert vigilance for any birds, squirrels, hamsters, or racoon’s(no racist)


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#153

As me and the missus headed off on a romantic holiday, we talked about what kinky things we’d like to do to each other. She said, “I’ve always wanted to be handcuffed.”

So I planted a kilo of cocaine in her suitcase.


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#155

Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery.

Why a man would want more than one wife is an even bigamystry.


#156

Many men say having two wives is one too many.

Some men say the same about having one wife.


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#159

My therapist told me, “You have an acute phobia of marriage. Do you understand the symptoms?”

I said, “Can’t say I do.”

My therapist said, “Yes, that’s the main one.”


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My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner.

So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.