Don’t you mean little penis
Nevermind that first line. I didn’t understand the defense but it was that she choked on his big dick and died.
Sounds like bullshit to me.
Poor thing, was just overcum with lust.
I am just the messenger
I know you are Duke. It’s a great story but having choked on my share of penis, I just don’t see how this could have happened without force. Now if she passed out, he would have had to keep his penis in her throat for some time to cause asphyxiation.
I agree. GWB taught us that you could choke on a pretzel, pass out, and still wake up.
Maybe it was just a testicle case…
Say what?
sigh…straight over your head…
Instead, the defense argued that there was no way of knowing how she died. Medical examiners never determined the cause of death because Marquinez’s body was too decomposed.
I’m sorry, but WTF?
And here I thought the “too big penis” defense was just a gag.
Thats what she said.
He is still subject to the penal code, hopefully he won’t get a hung jury.
Johnny Wad could have choked an Elephant
All puns aside, how did her body get so decomposed that they couldn’t determine the cause of death? The guy changed his story about what happened, he told people he choked her, they don’t know how she died, and he waited a long ass time to report her death. Yet, he was acquitted. I mean, come on…
It was, I believe, the subject of a “gag” order!!!
You seem pretty cock-sure of it.
I don’t understand the decomposition part either. Was it too decomposed before they realised they should do an autopsy? Did he keep her in the basement?
His solicitor asked the court for a “corpus fellatio” order.
Takes some cunning linguistics to write one of those up.