Murder suspect who used big-penis defense found not guilty

#6

I agree. GWB taught us that you could choke on a pretzel, pass out, and still wake up.

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#7

Maybe it was just a testicle case…

#8

Say what?

#9

sigh…straight over your head…

#10

Instead, the defense argued that there was no way of knowing how she died. Medical examiners never determined the cause of death because Marquinez’s body was too decomposed.

I’m sorry, but WTF?

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#11

And here I thought the “too big penis” defense was just a gag.

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#12

Thats what she said.

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#13

He is still subject to the penal code, hopefully he won’t get a hung jury.

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#14

Johnny Wad could have choked an Elephant

#15

All puns aside, how did her body get so decomposed that they couldn’t determine the cause of death? The guy changed his story about what happened, he told people he choked her, they don’t know how she died, and he waited a long ass time to report her death. Yet, he was acquitted. I mean, come on…

#16

It was, I believe, the subject of a “gag” order!!!

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#17

You seem pretty cock-sure of it.

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#18

I don’t understand the decomposition part either. Was it too decomposed before they realised they should do an autopsy? Did he keep her in the basement?

#19

His solicitor asked the court for a “corpus fellatio” order.

#20

Takes some cunning linguistics to write one of those up.

#21

Now now. The court found him not guilty. Maybe he’s just an upstanding citizen.

#22

I’m assuming he is Caucasian?

#23

He looks whit…wait a minute! I think that was another peepee pun!

#24

I agree, something about this stinks to high heaven.

#25

I say, there seems to be something rotten in Denmark.