My power just went out

I blame the Democrats.

Thanks Hillerys emails.

She was probably in my hood throwing a toaster in someone’s hot tub

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How are here with no power

I have one of them Star Trek dealios.

Dilithium farming?

Just for the batteries, I think, anywhoo, it’s backon now, so I won’t need to sleep at your house tonight.

You should buy a lot of flashlights.

I have 7851 of them under my cot.

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