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Meet Austin Michael Symonds, an 18-year-old employee of a Papa Murphy’s pizzeria in Georgetown, Texas. According to the arrest warrant obtained by the Austin American-Statesman newspaper, a customer confronted the teen, asking him his age and then said, “So you are old enough to know better than to put your balls on someone’s pizza?” Symonds responded by saying, “Yes,” before apparently telling the customer, “Man, I am really sorry, that was stupid.” Because that’s how it goes down when you order pizza in Georgetown, Texas.
In a recorded phone call between the ballsy young Symonds and his manager, the teen apparently admits to having decided to rub his balls over the pizza. He did not burn his nuggets, as Papa Murphy’s specialize in uncooked pizzas you take home and bake yourself. His gesture was made because the customer made the order right before closing time, delaying Symonds’ departure from work, as he no doubt had really important stuff, you know, to do. Showing he is not the brightest tool in the pizza kitchen, Symonds allegedly did the sack rubbing in a way that the customer could readily observe. Symonds later allegedly admitted that had he not been caught, he probably would have given the testicle-infused pizza to the customer.
For the record, the sexually assaulted pie was a family-sized stuffed pizza, with Canadian bacon, pineapple and extra cheese. Arguably, the taste of the pie might have actually been improved by some ball sack sweat juice.
Symonds was charged by police with tampering with a consumer product and was released on $10,000 bail.
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