I have clogged drains. My first choice was to contact the property manager to get a plumber out here. Noooooooo, he says. Let me try drano, and more drano, and more drano, then crystal lye, then concentrated crystal lye…this started Wednesday.
Sunday, I’m pissed off. I need my kitchen back!
He’s been arguing with me because the lye OUGHT to work.
Me: Yeah, but it isn’t. We have the garage sink full of water and gunk. How about we try this? I don’t understand how it works he says, describe it so I can see it.
In my head: Fuck me, you can’t even understand when your ideas don’t work, how can I convince you that my idea might?
So, we’re gonna try the bladder. Someone might be dead within the hour. I will let you know if I was killed or killed someone.
Wish us luck!