Speaking of getting news from comedians


FuckSnooze is reporting that the Chinese space station could hit lower Michigan. How they got that specific locale from the article or the graphic is beyond me, a thinking person.

Here’s the graphic: Yellow means “higher” probability, green means lower, blue means 0% since the satellite doesn’t orbit above those latitudes

Here’s the article


If only Trump had been declared POTUS for life, the slopes would never have launched this act of aggressive provocation!

Thanks Obama.


If it lands on Flint, maybe something will get done about the water supply.


Looks like they can hit Northern California easily enough, too. And watch out, southern Oregon!


Boom goes Jefferson State! Maybe this was a plot by Trump and Xi to stomp out the secessionist insurgency.