Sure being an elf sounds like fun, but it isn't, in fact being an elf can be fraught with certain perils

WTF? lol

Moved to funny place

Who’s that good of a marksman that he could hit a running elf in the head??

They’re only 2 feet tall, and run like a muslim being chased by a bacon sandwich.

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Say what now??

BUAHAHAHA!

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I always figured they were slower than Amish NASCAR.

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