Tasteless but still funny


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"Florida cougar (not furry or four footed) getting helped out Publix wit cart full of groceries by a 19 year old hunk. She is, eye him and reaches out to touch his bicep , “you know I got a red hot itchy pussy”…him pushing the cart…"well ya gonna have to point it out all them jap cars look the same to me “”


#393

fookin Trump voters!


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#395

My wife left me because I spent our entire life savings on a penis enlargement procedure.

She couldn’t take it any longer.


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#397

My wife is leaving me due to my premature ejaculation problem. I don’t know what’s come over her.


Our local band were due to play a benefit concert for teenage pregnancies, but they pulled out at the last second.


#398

There are 27 bones in the human hand.

28 when I’m lonely.


#399

Speaking of PTSD…

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“We’ll bend over forwards, just for YOU.”
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