Tasteless but still funny


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#397

My wife is leaving me due to my premature ejaculation problem. I don’t know what’s come over her.


Our local band were due to play a benefit concert for teenage pregnancies, but they pulled out at the last second.


#398

There are 27 bones in the human hand.

28 when I’m lonely.


#399

Speaking of PTSD…

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#407

“We’ll bend over forwards, just for YOU.”
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#410

Actually, I’m the ultimate form of birth control.


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A woman is at her husband’s funeral.

A man in the pew behind her leans forward to ask, “Do you mind if I say a word?”.

“No, not at all”, she replies.

The man stands and clears his throat.

“Bargain", he says, and sits back down.

“Thank you”, the woman responds, “it means a great deal.”


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’WTF? it works for Will Smith’