A prostitute recently had a colostomy done.
Word on the street is she has a new job making money on the side.
I can’t believe that no one thought mickey making swiss cheese with his dick is funny
OMG - is that original - can’t be
It supposedly was made before he started making stuff for kids.
I will have to try that
Stinky cheese alert
And all this time I thought Walt was only into Furries and Cosplay.
Did you know R Kelly had a chance to be a professional Hockey player?
Only problem was he never wanted to score after the first period.
I never thought I’d be in the world of competitive long-distance ejaculation.
Now look how far I’ve come!
A dyslexic hooker just offered to cook my sock for $20.
When my Hindu girlfriend told me she wanted me to give her a facial, I nearly came on the spot.