Tasteless but still funny

#475

Stinky cheese alert

#476

And all this time I thought Walt was only into Furries and Cosplay.

#477

go figure

#478

Extra creamy

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Everybody is a commedian.

#480

Did you know R Kelly had a chance to be a professional Hockey player?

Only problem was he never wanted to score after the first period.

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#483

I never thought I’d be in the world of competitive long-distance ejaculation.

Now look how far I’ve come!

#484

A dyslexic hooker just offered to cook my sock for $20.

#485

When my Hindu girlfriend told me she wanted me to give her a facial, I nearly came on the spot.

#486

I hope death is a woman.

That way, it will never come for me.

#487

My girlfriend left me so I stole her wheelchair…

…Guess who came crawling back.

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#489

I thought it was a nice chop job. The poses are from the first Mickey film Steamboat Willie.

#490

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‘Walk softly, yet ye carry biggus stickus’

#491

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#494

I opened an Indian restaurant called The Ghee Spot.

It’s hard to find.

I can’t believe there is a sex offender registry.

Who is buying gifts for these people?